This day is call'd the Feast of Toyoda.
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is nam'd,
And rouse him at the name of Toyoda.
Old men forget; yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember, with advantages,
What feats he did that day. Then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words -
Major @AndyRC , Loo Tenant @Silver Fox ,
@beorg and @doogle83, @KobayashiMaru86 and @Conscript -
Be in their flowing cups freshly rememb'red.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Toyoda's Toyota shall na'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd -
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers...
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Toyoda's Day.
Fellow members of Zoo Company, your most humble quartermaster @drz252 greets you from The North and invites you to signify and celebrate your membership of our hallowed unit with a set of Official Zoo Company Dog Tags.
Following the wise guidance of Major @AndyRC , there are but two rules for admission into Zoo Company:
- You must have joined and posted to the Forum before @Seano took delivery of the first known customer GR86 on 4.XII.2022.
- You must have taken delivery of your own GR86.
As your faithful servant and first recipient of electronic Zoo Company Dog Tags, I would like now to share mine with you, and - more importantly - how to secure your own.
After extensive research, a fine British company in Chichester by the name of "Army Dog Tags" has been selected as the official supplier of Zoo Company Dog Tags.
Yours will arrive in an unmarked envelope, in which you will find the following package (front and back):
The tags are supplied with both long and short chains:
Here are the tags themselves (front and - for no obvious reason - also back):
Once assembled, your tags will appear thusly:
Now pay attention, Zoo Company...
You will notice that both tags are identical, and include the following information:
- <your forum username>
- Zoo Company
- <your order date>
- <your delivery date>
- <your transmission> - <your colour code>
Your colour code will be one of the following:
- K1X - Pearl White
- DCK - Ignition Red
- D4S - Crystal Black
- DAR - Electric Blue
- G1U - Ice Silver
- P8Y - Magnetite Grey
- WCH - Sapphire Blue
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1.
Head over to "https://www.armydogtags.co.uk/custom-dog-tag-builder/".
2.
You will be confronted with the following site:
3.
At (1) above, make the following selections:
- Set Size = "Double".
- Embossed with a message?" = "Embossed".
- Tag Colour = "Steel" (bottom right - looks very dark, but it is the right choice).
- Silencer Colour = the colour of your GR86 (most colours are possible, elsewise choose any other which doth please you).
- Chain Colour = "Stainless Steel" (third on the third row).
A brief word on the silencers - they are excellent, and are 'rubbery', rather than the cheaper plastic often available elsewhere. They really do silence the tags from 'jangling' together, should you wish to hang them about your person or from your non-auto-dimming rear-view mirror.
4.
At (2), add the following information (as explained earlier). Make sure you press 'tab' to move to the next line, as pressing 'return' will add incomplete tags to your basket.
- Line 1 = your forum username
- Line 2 = Zoo Company
- Line 3 = your order date (DD.MM.YYYY)
- Line 4 = your collection date (DD.MM.YYYY)
- Line 5 = transmission - colour (TTT - CCC)
At (3), click "add to cart and pay" to be taken to the checkout.
You will have a range of postage options, from 2nd Class (Β£1.99) to next day courier (Β£9.99). While membership of Zoo Company is a priceless honour, the tags should be yours for less than a tenner.
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I hope these instructions are clear, and that - should you choose to place an order - your tags bring you joy, and represent the camaraderie among members of Zoo Company.
Thank you, drive through...
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