Me and dad returned the scene this morning....
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Took a good look around the car. Covered in greenery, but not a scratch on it. Wheels undamaged and tyres still inflated. Regardless, there was no way it was going back up that bank. I was all ready to give up and call a recovery truck. But luckily my dad isn't such a pushover.
On the right of the pic, further down the bank you can just see some tramlines in the grass leading back to the junction. Evidently someone else had done the same recently. Dad suggested just trying to move it back and down the bank.
Success! Despite being on wet grass, we got enough traction to roll it back and further down the verge. By this time, two passers by stopped, evidently thinking we'd just crashed, and with their help we managed to reverse it all the way back to the junction along those tramlines in the grass. With a bit of wheel spinning, we got it up the incline at the end and back onto the road. I then rejoined the A11 and drove it back to mums....slowly and with no music.
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Car is now safely back on the driveway and despite being covered in scenery, I can't find any damage. Not so much as a scratch. It drove back perfectly....tracking as straight and true as it did before. Nothing fell off. But I was aiming to get the alignment looked at soon anyway...when I do I will ask them to take a gander incase there's anything I can't see.
To say I'm relieved is an understatement. And I have definitely used up all my luck for the year, because if I had come to a stop just a few feet further forward....
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....huge concrete manhole that I didn't spot last night. That would have been a bumper gone, or, if I'd come off the road a few feet later, a crushed sump.
Christ. Still shaking.