Hello again.
Finishing our little tour of the interior, the rear view mirror does not dim automatically. Here's your proof:
On the plus side, the vanity mirrors are illuminated. Some space age technology right here:
I mentioned the lack of parking sensors in the post above. It's true - there are none on the manual transmission cars. You do get a reversing camera, but the display is depressingly low resolution. You would probably avoid reversing whenever possible just to avoid the sadness this engenders:
Finally - and a rather random criticism - the headrests are really uncomfortable. Admittedly, I didn't try very hard, but I could not find a way to tilt them back, and they are made of concrete. Even if you could tilt them back - and there must be a way? - they were awful:
Right, I think that's enough on the interior.
The car has an engine:
It's mounted quite incredibly low. I mean, knee height low. At least we can enjoy mowing down pedestrians until 2024. Huzzah for boxer engines.
Congratulations if you've made it this far!
So... driving the GR86. In short, it's as good as they say.
My initial reaction was that this car feels less agricultural than the GT86. I'll agree with everyone who has said that the car now has the power to carry itself along without unreasonable demands for in-gear patience. Power is delivered smoothly through the rev range - you get the impression that the chassis could handle far more than the 230-ish brake horsepower on offer, but it always feels alert and responsive.
For any younger readers or those coming from hot hatches - and without wishing to patronise anyone - it is worth briefly remarking on the joys of a naturally-aspired engine. Rather than the 'kick' from a turbocharger as you climb in gear beyond 2,000-3,000 revs, the GR86 delivers its power in a very 'linear' manner. It never feels frantic; the GR86 just gradually gives you more and more power as you rise towards the red line. If you are wondering why such a fuss is made, please try to drive this or any other NA-engined car before they are extinct. It is one of the GR86's greatest strengths, whatever else you may think of it.
Despite driving very carefully ("your honour"), I did notice rear wheelspin pulling away from junctions on a few occasions. Now the roads were very wet with plenty of standing water, but I was quite surprised at how easily one could break traction just moving off gently in first. I suppose this bodes well for those of you - er... in your own cars, in a safe environment - who enjoy going sideways. There was no chance of stalling and I didn't notice wheelspin between other gears. If memory serves me, the clutch is a little more forgiving than on the GT86. Of course, it's more mechanically engaging than the sponginess of your average family hatchback, but I thought it well-judged without any difficulties of a temperamental bite point. You also have 'hill start assist'.
The gearbox itself is... fine. I don't mean to damn with faint praise - it's quite nice. There's a fair rattle through the stick on startup and a thrumming when idle, but shifts are good and the throw is short without being daft. It's no FK8, but you'll be happy enough with the manual transmission.
Also, both the gearbox and brakes are good from a cold start. Compared to my 987 Boxster, this is a very happy discovery! No complaints about warm-up.
The suspension is very nicely judged - firm, certainly, but without harshness. This is true for both driver and passenger (note: singular, you really won't want anyone in the back). I could see why some people might want to 'upgrade' for track or hardcore road use, but for day-to-day driving, the standard set-up is perfectly acceptable: virtually no roll into faster corners, and rough surfaces and potholes are tolerable.
Okay - quick fire round...
What about the indicators?
It's true - the indicators don't "stick" when you put them up or down. Either way, a little nudge will get you three or four blinks, and right the way up or down will keep on blinking. Occasionally it didn't auto-cancel after a turn, but it's just a case of nudging the opposite way. For the life of me, I cannot understand why our American friends have such difficulties with this simple task. You have nothing to fear from the indicators.
Will girls like me if I buy the GR86?
Well, the old lady waiting outside the newsagent didn't seem impressed or offended, so you might be in with a shout there. One young lass gave a look and a smile, and then went back to her telephone. So things are looking good for the GR86. But I would encourage you to be considerate and develop shared interests to further your personal life. If she only likes you for your car, there will always be another guy with a better car.
What about fake engine noise?
Normally, I would recoil from fake engine noise. It was either disabled (unlikely) or unintrusive (more likely) on my test drive, so I would not change anything. At the top end of the rev range, the car probably makes more noise inside than outside, but I'm not sure why some people (like EveryDay Driver on YouTube) are so offended. I would really care if this was a problem, but it's not a problem. Life is short. Move on.
How about the radio?
It sounds okay. Not a strong point of the GR86. It's easy to get nostalgic about the good old days, when cars had analogue gauge clusters and the drivers had polio. But the interface is a bit rubbish, and the speakers are not very good. You won't be impressing your fellow young offenders in the Mickey D's car park at 3am with your banging tunes, but that's probably a good thing. Go to bed early, take up vocational training and save up for a mortgage. You'll thank me one day.
Should I bother with a test drive?
Almost certainly yes, unless you know and love the GT86. In that case, just pony up your £31k and wait for San-toyo-ta Claus to deliver your car in the coming weeks.
And finally, what about fuel economy?
Ah, I was hoping that you wouldn't ask that. It's not good. I mean, really not good.
I can't sugar coat this, so here goes:
And I promise that I was driving normally - no red line silly business. Someone will get this car when its demonstration days are over, and I'm not going to knock 30,000 miles off the engine for them.
Driving at normal road speeds, with a mixture of 30mph villages and 60mph empty B-roads, I was under 18mpg.
A £10 top-up of super-unleaded bought me... another 31 miles of indicated range. Yeah.
Perhaps this will improve as the engine settles in, but - added to the requirement for 98-RON fuel, expensive servicing and bizarre insurance premiums - I fear the GR86 may prove rather more expensive than the expectations of some prospective owners.
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Thank you for your patience with my ramblings. I hope they have been helpful. And so to some final thoughts.
You've read Evo and CAR and watched random Japanese road trips on YouTube and seen that guy camping in his GR86, and you might have parts on order or a number plate ready... You already know this car.
After a test drive, it is every bit as good and as bad as you would expect.
Sitting in the driver's seat, pressing the button to start up and moving off, the GR86 does feel special. Almost otherworldly, given the market and wider economy at the moment. Here is a car that does not want to punish you for enjoying the simple pleasure of motoring. When the television and your telephone and our political leaders and celebrities are telling you not to, the GR86 gives you a nudge and says, "come on, let's go!"
From the gearbox, through the clutch and on to the throttle and steering wheel, the car already feels like home. You want to go somewhere in the GR86. Even familiar roads become a fresh playground. It has that rare character, often missing in cars at four or five times the price that some of you may also have had the pleasure of driving. And yet it is never intimidating - you can begin fully to explore the car's potential on the way home from the shops.
You won't get a lot of stuff in the back of the GR86. And you will get precisely nobody into the back seats. So have less stuff. And be with the one person that matters to you in that moment.
Because that's what the people who made this wonderful little car were thinking. They were thinking like us. For us.
While we can.