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Sonic

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Another Amazon delivery that'll be going straight back. This time it was a NOCO extension cable, whereby some cheeky b****d had returned his damaged and poorly repaired cable for a brand new one and probably claimed a refund too.
Such a PITA as it means travelling up to the Post Office in the rain, AND I'll probably have to call in at Bayne's to buy some sausage rolls and caramel custard doughnuts for my troubles ... FML 😬

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Might want to pick up some onion dip while you are out too...
 
Cholmondeley-Biscuitt said:
Nah, I've heard that there's a new delivery service starting up nearby for that sorta stuff 🐶🍷🧅
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Cholmondeley-Biscuitt said:
Another Amazon delivery that'll be going straight back. This time it was a NOCO extension cable, whereby some cheeky b****d had returned his damaged and poorly repaired cable for a brand new one and probably claimed a refund too.
Such a PITA as it means travelling up to the Post Office in the rain, AND I'll probably have to call in at Bayne's to buy some sausage rolls and caramel custard doughnuts for my troubles ... FML 😬

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I'll keep an eye out for the incoming "trip to local post office - 67 mile round trip" post on the what did you do thread 🧐
 
Today’s gripe: Supermarket Birthday card, £1. Postage, £1.25
Does this mean I’ve now got to stop buying cheap ass cards for people I don’t really care about? FML. 😮‍💨
 
Jayware33 said:
C’mon now, we both know it’s not real custard in those doughnuts.
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Pretty sure they do use real custard at Baynes; it’s a real nice creamy flavour - not like Asda’s ones which are now even labelled as ‘custard style’ and is basically yellow sugar paste 🤢
 
Booked in at ATS on Monday to get All-Season tyres fitted in place of the PS4 units (which have less than 40 miles on them and are still shiney as fook). What is nature forecast to do? Frickin' snow! Here's hoping I can make it out of the estate, let alone all the way to town without going sideewayz! FML ☃️
 
Sonic said:
Booked in at ATS on Monday to get All-Season tyres fitted in place of the PS4 units (which have less than 40 miles on them and are still shiney as fook). What is nature forecast to do? Frickin' snow! Here's hoping I can make it out of the estate, let alone all the way to town without going sideewayz! FML ☃️
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I’ve not driven on snow (yet) but I’ve found the PS4 tyres to be excellent in torrential rain and sleet

Get them to come to you..
 
Bluemanc100 said:
I’ve not driven on snow (yet) but I’ve found the PS4 tyres to be excellent in torrential rain and sleet

Get them to come to you..
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That makes me feel a bit better TY. I'm sure once I've put on my big boy pants and taken a bravery pill I'll be fine come Monday. Unfortunately, it's not a place that does mobile fitting. Gonna go out and clean off that tyre shine with some white spirit, once the temperature gets above freezing 🥶
 
Sonic said:
That makes me feel a bit better TY. I'm sure once I've put on my big boy pants and taken a bravery pill I'll be fine come Monday. Unfortunately, it's not a place that does mobile fitting. Gonna go out and clean off that tyre shine with some white spirit, once the temperature gets above freezing 🥶
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The shine will disappear once the carcass is warm (I normally go steady for 50 miles or so) so I’m sure you’ll be fine..
 
Bluemanc100 said:
I’ve not driven on snow (yet) but I’ve found the PS4 tyres to be excellent in torrential rain and sleet

Get them to come to you..
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I have found the PS4 to be poor in cold conditions, twice in the last week the back has stepped out without much provocation, the first time was about 20 seconds after the "bong" warning went off for possible ice conditions LOL. Been looking for some cheap gt86 wheels I can put AS tyres on.
 
Some shelf stacker at Asda is gonna get f***d up! The whole front third FFS! 😡
Edit: They’ve gone from being the Royal Marines of Dunkers to the Julian Clary of dippers - I’ve just had to fish one out of my flat white with a teaspoon, aaaarrrrggghh! 🤬
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This afternoon, having made up a batch of Demerara Syrup ready for Christmas, I took time out this evening to perfect my Espresso Martini cocktail - Two test glasses later and SWMBO is out for the count and I’ve had to cook the effin’ dinner again! FML. 🤦
 
Serving sizes. Are you f**** kiddin’ me or what!?
Asda 12 Mini Spring Rolls - Serves 12!! Asda 12 mini mozzarella sticks - Serves 12!!’ F**k off Asda. Sheesh, imagine that Xmas party … Make sure you have a Fish Supper before you go!
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