GR86 GR86 European Road Trip Report: France, Belgium, Germany, Austria, Italy (pic heavy)

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I thought today's answer to "What did you do with your GR86 today?" might justify its own thread. At 15 images per post it's going to take a couple of posts to get through - perhaps get a coffee or a beer if you'd like to follow along . . .

What I Did On My Holidays this year was drive my car about 2,200 miles across Europe to Austria and Italy, taking in mountains, museums, scenery and city breaks.

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This is a road trip I've been meaning to get around to for some time. In some ways it's been a bit of a mechanical pilgrimage, though I've (mostly) managed to hold back from prostrating myself in front of the machinery along the way. I've been accumulating assorted European locations on a list for something approaching twenty years (o_O), and realised a while ago that with a little effort most of them could be strung together into one big road trip.

Over the long dark winter evenings of 2024 I spent far too much time with an Excel spreadsheet, Google Maps, and Tripadvisor, and eventually pitched a concept for a two week trip across Europe to the committee for holiday planning. If I'm making it seem a bit like Dragon's Den . . . well, yes, that is rather how it went.

My better half, having correctly identified that the first part of the itinerary would involve a long drive across the UK, northern France, and Belgium before spending two days in a transport museum, quite eloquently summed up her position with regards to this element of the plan as: "Bollocks to that". After some delicate negotiation an agreement was reached that there was an excellent holiday lurking somewhere in the middle, and that she would be delighted to join me on it providing that I pick her up at Stuttgart airport at a convenient moment. Sorted.

Anyway, one Saturday morning in September I loaded up two people's worth of luggage for two weeks into the 86 and set off for the channel.

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The weather was fine on the British side of the Tunnel, and wandering idly around the Eurotunnel car park in Folkestone I spotted quite a few interesting vehicles from other Brits who'd plainly had the same idea. Hat tip to the two different Alfa Romeo Montreals that happened to board my train!

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The less said about driving in torrential rain through France and Belgium the better, but the car handled the motorways admirably. Carplay and some podcasts kept me engaged, while cruise control dealt with the long boring stretches. I did however find that at motorway speeds road noise can give your podcast hosts a run for their money if they aren't using high quality microphones, and that after a couple of hours at a stretch I was ready for a bit of a stroll to keep parts of me from going numb. I was also briefly reminded that the combination of cruise control and standing water can make for slightly eye-opening moments . . .

After about 450 miles of driving in a straight line I peeled off onto the little roads around Spa for my first overnight stop.

The town of Spa itself is mostly famous for its springs and thermal baths - if you want a motorsport connection you're probably better off going to Stavelot, where there's a racetrack museum on the site of the old abbey. Nonetheless, Spa is a pleasant place to be of an evening, with plenty of history and the obligatory frites.

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Thus refuelled, I got an early night in preparation for another long day ahead.

I walked out into the car park the next day to find that the Polish Alpine A110 Owners' Club had been on a road trip of their own, presumably to Spa-Franchorchamps. As well as a regular A110, there was an A110S and an A110R(!) on the back of a low-loader. Very nice indeed.

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I set out onto the Belgian N-roads with a specific goal in mind: I wanted to go around some corners before getting back on the motorways for the day, and I wanted to drive the old Spa street circuit. This is straightforward enough to do, but I was a little surprised to find that there isn't really a straightforward guide to the roads that make up the old route if you aren't quite old enough to remember where it went. There are some creaky early 2000s websites that make a comparison, but the best routefinding is actually a combination of Grand Prix Legends and Google Streetview. Either way, I can add the Masta to the Mulsanne on the short list of famous road circuit straights where which I have (briefly, officer) been at full throttle.

I also took a diversion on a particularly steep hill out of Stavelot to find this monument to Eddy Merckx, most successful Grand Tour cyclist of them all.

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Mission thus accomplished, I reset Google Maps to take me on out of Belgium into Germany, in the direction of Stuttgart, for stop number 2, Technik Museum Sinsheim outside Stuttgart.

The first part of this was actually a really enjoyable drive. The autoroute out of Belgium swoops and dives around the Ardennes, and as you enter Germany the autobahn is derestricted, doesn't seem to serve many people and is therefore quite empty. Should one wish to push on, one could absolutely choose to do so. It's about as pleasant as motorway driving gets.

Unfortunately as you get further into Germany traffic and roadworks start to bite as population density increases, and progress slowed somewhat. Nonetheless, I made it to Sinsheim in time for lunch.

The big headliner for Sinsheim is clearly visible from the A6 autobahn. Parked up together on the roof, nose up in their landing configurations, the museum has both a Concorde and a Tupolev Tu144. It is the the only place outside Russia to have a Tu144, and the only place in the world to have examples of the only two supersonic airliners to see scheduled service. You can go inside them, and you absolutely should.

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They also have the Blue Flame rocket car, holder of the land speed record for thirteen years at a breezy 622mph, along with more cars, motorbikes, tractors, railway locomotives, aeroplanes, helicopters, gliders, tanks and musical organs (not kidding) than you can shake a stick at. And a submarine.

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Because I'm a very normal person, I stayed until closing and then went back to my hotel to spend the evening reading the flight test reports of the Tu144 that NASA recommissioned and test-flew after the Cold War ended and the Russians were briefly our friends. Spoiler: it wasn't a good aeroplane.

On day 3 I got up and went to Technik Museum Sinsheim's sister museum in Speyer. Not quite so vast and all-encompassing, but with some unique pieces that make it well worth the trip. They have a 747 up on hundred foot high stilts, on the wing of which you can walk and from which you can descend by a slide; they have Lamborghini's prototype Miura, still wearing most of the many coats of paint they would put on for the next international car show; and they have a Buran. They have so much more that it would be hard to describe it all.

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The real highlight for me was the Buran. Buran is the Soviet space shuttle, and rather like the Tu144 at Sinsheim, Speyer is the only place outside Russia to have one. While Buran's service life was trivial - the only example to briefly fly in space was destroyed in a hangar collapse at Baikonur in 2002 - there are seven visually representative examples now on display, with these mostly having built up from static test articles. Speyer's Buran, OK-GLI, was the prototype built for atmospheric flight testing. It filled the same role as Enterprise for the US shuttle programme, but while Enterprise was air-launched from one of NASA's 747 Shuttle Carrier Aircraft, OK-GLI took off under power from a runway courtesy of four turbofans borrowed from the Su27.

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It pleases me, if nobody else, that OK-GLI and Enterprise therefore represent an inversion of one of the key distinctions between the Buran and Shuttle programmes, with that being the question of where in the stack the propulsion system was located. The Buran orbiter was not normally fitted with engines, with the huge external booster lifting all the weight, while the primary propulsion system of the Shuttle was built into the orbiter itself. I'll get my coat.

Having left the museum and made my way to Stuttgart Airport for a brief discussion about what time I thought this was, on to Salzburg via more autobahns. More densely populated Germany, more traffic jams, no real opportunity for making progress, some stunning scenery entering Austria, some tense uncertainty about whether the Austrian autobahn vignette is required for the extremely brief section of the A1 between the border and our exit (it wasn't), and we were settled into our B&B in time for dinner.

Part 2, Austria, to follow . . .
 
Salzburg is a beautiful, historic old city and I recommend. Mozart was born here. Sound of Music was shot here (don't ask about how close Switzerland is). Salt was mined here. The only Archbishops with authority to speak on behalf of the pope under the Holy Roman Empire were seated here. A fortress was fortressed here. We were here for several days and did almost nothing involving cars. Almost.

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At Salzburg airport there is what I can only describe as a Facility called Red Bull Hangar 7. Part architectural installation, part art gallery, part restaurant, it is mostly the home of Dietrich Mateschitz's Red Bull aircraft collection. I have wanted to come here since I learned it existed.

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Pro tip: the Carpe Diem Lounge Cafe at Hangar 7 does some great sweet treats, including an absolutely fantastic extravagant hot chocolate for 10 Euros. If your interest in the machinery on display exceeds your partner's, may I recommend offering a bribe?

What a collection it is though. Some spectacular aircraft, including some that barely exist in private hands. All the aircraft in Hangar 7 are airworthy, and at one point we were politely shuffled back from the hangar doors so that the P38 Lightning and one of (!) the Mustangs could be rolled out for some ground running. I can only assume that the ceiling bar is reserved for Red Bull VIPs.

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We did consider the tasting menu in the double Michelin starred restaurant, but looked at the menu and considered more suited to the budget of those turning up in Porsches than Toyotas.

We did a day trip to Berchtesgaden and the Eagles Nest, in perfect weather. It's absolutely stunning. However, we couldnt get away from the thought " . . . but Nazis". It would be great to take it in as just some idyllic scenery, but the Museum of National Socialism is housed off the same car park as the tourist buses to the Kehlsteinhaus, partly housed in the bunker complex that was built for Hitler, Goebbels, Himmler, and Bormann, and so the place has some rather chilling associations. If you want a mountain holiday untainted by crimes against humanity I'd recommend another location; however making the day trip is thought-provoking and very much worth the effort. There are crowds, so book ahead, but do it anyway.

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From Salzburg we fled south over the mountains to a couple of locations used in the filming of The Sound of Music, and then down to the famous Austrian lakeside resort town of Zell am See for the night. A bit quiet in the off season, but you can absolutely see why it's so popular.

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Part 3 will include a trip south to Italy . . .
 
You might already have worked out where we were going from Zell am See - it sort of had to be the Grossglockner High Alpine Road. Completed in 1934, the Grossglockner is the quintessential mountain pass, with 48 kilometres of hairpins, viewpoints, altitude . . . and tourists. Our trip over it was took place on a saturday morning, coinciding with a vintage tractor rally.

It's a good job I wasn't expecting a deserted mountain driving paradise, really. We had planned for making as many stops as possible, and there are plenty of opportunities to do so. We skipped the massively crowded summit viewpoints and settled for the smaller stops, including a couple of hikes, a museum covering the building of the road, and the visitor centre at Kaiser-Franz-Josefs-Hohe.

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You might notice that about 50% of the cars in this photo are Porsches. That is representative of the pass as a whole - I think there must be some kind of contractual obligation in this part of the world that if you own a Porsche, you must drive it to the Grossglockner on a saturday morning.

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The visitor centre at Kaiser-Franz-Josefs-Hohe is something else. It's a viewpoint for the glacier, it's a mountain restaurant, it's the jumping off point for several spectacular hikes, and it's the highest car museum in Europe, currently celebrating 50 years of the Porsche Turbo.

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Horrendous tourist traffic and all, the Grossglockner is well worth your time. I'd love to go back and be the first one out of the toll booth in the morning one day, but it's a bit of a trek just for that purpose. The few brief clear stretches between tractors convinced me that the GR86 would be perfect for it, power loss with altitude be damned.

From the Grossglockner we headed down into Italy for a couple of days hiking around the Dolomites, including an early morning hike around the famous Tre Cime di Lavaredo. It was . . . it was alright, is what it was :)

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We stayed in Misurina before heading over to Selva. Plenty more passes along the way, including being chased up to the saddle of the Passo Pordoi at the Sella Ronda by an Italian GR86 in white with lurid green trim. Obligatory shot of our car obscuring the view for proof; British registered VX220 not pictured, but very much respected for managing to make it all the way to the mountains.

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Part 4 will cover the trip home through Germany and France :)
 
From Selva we headed back up across Austria to Fussen. Lovely little town, ghastly weather. We were mainly there to go to Neuschwanstein Castle, but I would gladly have spent a day or so sauntering around the town.

I knew Neuschwanstein was stunning. I knew it featured in Chitty Chitty Bang Band and was the inspiration for the Disney castle. I knew it was built by a mad Bavarian king who bankrupted himself and his kingdom by building it. I knew it was never finished. I knew they didn't let you take photos inside. I did not know that they finished the Royal Apartments before the king's deposition and subsequent mysterious death, and that the parts of the interior that actually got fitted out display a mind-blowing degree of grandeur. It's not hard to see why the king's courtiers suspected he was starting to lose touch with reality.

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Sometimes tourist traps are tourist traps because they're genuinely incredible, and worth braving the crowds to visit. Neuschwanstein is one of those. Book ahead, go early to beat the rush, walk up to the castle, and enjoy. Onwards.

Approaching Stuttgart airport a little earlier than anticipated, I did my very best to keep a poker face as my better half opened up Tripadvisor to look up the best local tourist attractions to kill time before her flight. I might not have succeeded: I think I heard her eyes roll when she discovered that the best things to do in Stuttgart are to visit the Mercedes-Benz museum and the Porsche museum.

We wound up spending a couple of hours at the Porsche Museum and its coffee shop. I might be a bit desensitised to the content of this museum after too many years forensically examining the paddock at the Festival of Speed, but there are things here you won't find anywhere else.

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Do not adjust your set: this 962 really is mounted on the ceiling to represent the effects of that mighty ground-effect diffuser at 200mph.

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The sharp-eyed among you may notice that this 928 has a rather longer wheelbase and two more doors than normal. Can we call it an early Mazda RX8?

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This is the very first 911 Turbo ever built, delivered to Louise Piech (nee Porsche) on her birthday in 1974.

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I've checked down the back of the sofa and I still can't afford a 911R. I'm taking solace in the fact that if the GR86 is a Poundshop GT3 Touring, it still must be at least a B&M Home Bargains 911R. It's not much solace, but it's some.

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And top of the pile, this is the 911 GT1-98 Strassenversion. A single car, road-registered but which has never left the factory's hands, built entirely to homologate the entry of a pure racing car in the GT class. Some might call it dishonest, some might call it cheating, they were all at it, it was ever thus. What a thing.

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And the coffee shop has a glass wall with a view of the workshop where they maintain all these things. A second GT1 Strassenversion, anyone?

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Having made the drop-off at Stuttgart airport I made my way a bit closer to the French border with the aim of crossing all of France in one day. That went OK, actually - previous comments about Carplay, cruise control, timing your pit stops correctly and so forth all applied, and I knocked off the 700km trip from Pforzheim in about eight hours without feeling any the worse for wear.

I broke it up with stops at a Maginot Line fort, and at the old circuit at Reims. The Maginot Line fort was really something, and another thing I'd absolutely recommend if you're into the history of the period. I wound up booked on a French language tour with a printed English translation, which was absolutely fine, though some amusement ensued when the 86 year old guide passed down some additional titbits through a thick local Alsace accent, with some very Hot Fuzz moments as the message was translated down through whichever of the Frenchmen in the group could penetrate the accent at the time. That bit was worth the entrance fee on its own.

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One extra tip: get yourself a tag for the autoroutes from Emovis. Heading up to the empty tag lanes at the peage, hearing the tag beep, seeing the barrier lift without lifting a finger, and heading merrily on your way without stopping is an experience that promises not just to eliminate hassle, but to induce smugness.

And so to Calais, and on home via Eurotunnel the next day. An epic road trip, and one that I'm still coming down from a bit. I took 900 photos, some of them not even in museums. The GR86 was ideal for it.

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One of my colleagues asked me where I'm going next. I'd better start working on that . . .
 
Outstanding content, loved reading it!

What a trip that must have been. Holiday of a lifetime.

(I've just got back from a two-day work trip to Rochdale, for comparison...)
 
Thanks for the road trip summary. You definitively enjoyed it. Would have liked to meet you at Porsche Museum (living just 50 kilometers away). It's a great place to meet and chat.

Bye for now Fred
 
Absolutely love reading road trip posts like this, thanks so much for sharing!
 
A great write up for an amazing trip. Some very familiar places there and a few notes taken for future reference.

As Hannibal used to say, "I love it when a plan comes together." That would have taken quite some planning. (y)

Thanks for sharing.
 
I'm Ok with heights normally, but the amount those planks bent and flexed on the view bridge for Neuschwanstein, scared the daylights out of me.

Technic Museum Speyer had some very unique motorbikes upstairs - rotary engine? turbo? dual control for learners!

I love Germany, but I'm normally in my 3½ tonne motorhome, rather than the GR86!
 
Great write up and photos. Looks like a fantastic trip and something similar to what I’d like to get around to when the opportunity arises.

I’d echo your comments about how convenient having the toll tag is having travelled through France the past few years. I used one this summer for the first time and it was definitely less hassle. Thankfully I’ve had a passenger on each occasion but I can imagine it would be almost essential for anyone intending to travel alone in a RHD car.
 
Thanks guys for the kind words - hope it inspires some similar adventures :) I only regret that I have no such similar recommendations for Rochdale!

I'm only vaguely into motorbikes, but the collection at Sinsheim is nuts. The two that I really noted were the drag bike with the BMW F1 turbo motor, and the NSU Bison 2000 with the 2-litre single cylinder engine. The mind boggles 🤨
 
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